Monsters IRL™ — Halloween Perfume Sample Set
This set explores some monsters that were previously considered fictional, a couple that have been misunderstood, and how you can defeat them if necessary IRL.
Published 9/25.
Each perfume sample comes in a 1 ml amber vial with a label and plastic stopper.
These perfumes are also available in the shop in full size 9 ML roll-on bottles.
This set includes:
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Kraken™ Perfume Oil:
Not too long ago, people thought the kraken was merely a myth. Then we discovered the giant squid. Measuring about 40 feet long, these real life kraken are huge but elusive. You probably don't have to worry about running into one. However, if you must, you can befriend a sperm whale that will happily eat any kraken for you.
Main notes of: water, frankincense, patchouli, peppercorn
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Roc™ Perfume Oil:
For most people the word Roc conjures an image of a huge bird plucking elephants off the ground in the middle east. However, the reality is not far off (even though it is geographically far.) There used to be a species of bird called Haast's eagle in New Zealand with a massive 10 foot wingspan that would hunt the flightless 400 pound moa birds. Then humans came to New Zealand, hunted the moa to extinction, and the eagles followed a year later. Which is this monster's lesson in defeating monsters—kill all their food.
Main notes of: musk, leaves, birch, cologne
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Gryphon™ Perfume Oil:
The gryphon, an apparent kitbash of the king of beasts and the king of birds, was really just a protoceratops. A lion-like creature with a beak—it's an easy conclusion to jump to, which means it must be right. However, it means the gryphon is a monster you don't ever have to worry about. And if for some reason you did, just throw an asteroid at it.
Main notes of: india musk, oakmoss, vetiver, tea
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Dragon™ Perfume Oil:
It's important to define terms—dragons are dinosaur wizards. Ancient reptiles with magic powers. Sometimes they fly, whether by wings or by magic. Sometimes they shapeshift, often into humans. If you're unfortunate enough to encounter a dragon, try to stick something pointy into it. That usually does the trick. Or maybe try to convince it that it shouldn't exist. You never know.
Main notes of: dragons blood, cashmere, wyrmwood, fall spices
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Unicorn™ Perfume Oil:
It turns out unicorns did exist, just not as elegantly as we might wish. The Siberian unicorn was a bit like a giant furry rhino with a singular horn, and it coexisted with humans, for whatever good that did either of them. Some tips for avoiding the wrath of a unicorn—don't steal its baby, don't harvest its parts, and try not to be noticed.
Main notes of: white amber, white pumpkin, lilac, arabian sandalwood
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Changeling™ Perfume Oil:
This is the most dangerous monster of them all. Unlike historical superstitions of changelings replacing babies in their cribs, the reality of this monster is far more insidious. It's just a person pretending to be something they're not. Unfortunately, you don't get to know until you know with this one, and the only way to defeat it is to run.
Main notes of: wool, pumpkin, incense
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